OUR HOSTESS FOR THE EVENING, JANE LYNCH. GET IT, SISTER.
So, here we go, people… my rundown of the Emmy smackdown. So much to discuss, it almost hurts. First off, this was the show of RED. So many gorgeous red dresses, long and cascading.
LADIES IN RED. FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE.
Some more flattering than others and one of which hung rather elegantly on divalicious Gleek star, Lea Michele. Word is Lea Michele had some silly drama with sweet little actress, Sarah Hyland, of Modern Family. Apparently, Sarah made fun of Lea’s ridonkulous posing dance on the red carpet. What’s so bitchy about that? Little Sarah speaks the truth, Lea. Calm down already. I watched your smug derriere posing like it was your last day in front of a camera and it made me giggle. See for yourself, friends.
LEA MICHELE IN MARCHESA.
SARAH HYLAND SAYS, "WATCH THIS POSE, LEA." OH YEAH. ALRIGHT. WERK. SHE LOOKS GOOD FOR BEING 12 YEARS OLD OR WHATEVER. WEIRD.
She did look beautiful in red, though and the detail on her dress was stunning. Beautiful cowl that fell on her back. Girlfriend might be an attention wh*re, but she sure knows how to dress.
And now for the rest of them… These are just my opinions, people, so don’t take it too seriously. You know who you are!
ANOTHER RED DRESS... THIS ONE BY DONNA KARAN. NINA DOBREV, AKA SLOAN, YOU JUST MADE E VERY HAPPY.
KELLY OSBOURNE IN J MENDEL. OZZIE'S DAUGHTER CLEANS UP PRETTY WELL, NO?
GIULIANA RANCIC IN RED. OF COURSE. I THINK PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A BIT MORE INTERESTED WITH WHAT'S UP TOP. I'M JUST SAYIN'...
IS ANYONE ELSE LAUGHING AS HARD AS I AM OVER THE FACT THAT KYLE RICHARDS WAS FIRST ON THE RED CARPET? HIGH-LARIOUS. HER DRESS MIGHT BE A BIT OF A TAFFETA MESS, BUT AT LEAST SHE CUT HER HAIR A SMIDGE THIS SEASON.
STIR ME UP SOME JOEL MCHALE SOUP, PLEASE. JOEL TOOK MY BREATH AWAY IN HIS BABY BLUE TUXEDO JACKET. HE'S LONG, HIS LANKY, HE'S FUNNY AND HOMEBOY LOOKED LIKE A MILLION BUCKS.
HOLY SMOKES. JAYMA MAYS LOOKS LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD. I KNOW SHE'S A "GLEEK," BUT THIS IS TAKING THINGS A BIT TOO FAR. JUST NO.
I'M JUST MAD ABOUT THIS. CHRISTINA HENDRICKS NEVER LOOKS BAD. COLOR, SILHOUETTE... IT'S ALL STUNNING.
EVAN RACHEL WOOD IN A LONG BLACK GOWN WITH BEADED DETAIL. EXQUISITE.
PADMA COOKED UP SOMETHING SPECIAL WITH THIS ARMANI PRIVE. LOVE.
PROBABLY MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN RIGHT NOW. MELISSA MCCARTHY OWNED HER PURPLE GOWN THAT SHE HAD CUSTOM MADE. THIS GIRL'S FUNNY AND SHE'S CHIC. BOO YEAH.
If you want to know who I think took it home, however, I’ll tell you… Gwynnie, you knocked it out of the park. Black, beaded, see through Pucci wonder. Abso-freaking-lutely amazing. I won’t try to “fix you,” Ms. Paltrow. Sorry, couldn’t help it.
VIVA LA GWYNETH. HELLO?! PALTROW IN PUCCI WAS DI-VINE. SERIOUSLY, AMAZING. LOVE THAT GIRLFRIEND WORKED THE TONED ABS AS PART OF HER "LOOK."
Give us your two cents. C’mon, we’re waiting…