VMA best and worst

A LITTLE OF THIS, A LITTLE OF THAT MAKES FOR A GOOD TIME.

hot or not? you be the judge

Like all award shows, I sit back and scrutinize every look with a keen eye and a hint of snarky sarcasm. It usually goes something like this: Why the hell did she wear that? Or, Holy shnikes, that dress is on hit. Either way, I get very excited and can’t wait to write about it. I know you’re waiting with baited breath for my review. 😉

So, here goes nothing (or something)…

SELENA GOMEZ IN JULIEN MACDONALD WAS BY FAR THE BEST DRESSED OF THE EVENING. THE BIEBS MUST BE VERY HAPPY TONIGHT.

HOLY SMOKES. KELLY ROWLAND IS SCREAMING "SAY MY NAME" IN THIS KILLER FALGUNI AND SHANE PEACOCK MINI DRESS. WHAT?!

JESSIE J SPORTIN' A BUSTIER BODY SUIT AND SOME OTHER BEJEWELED ACCESSORIES. IT AIN'T ABOUT THE MONEY, BUT IT SURE IS ABOUT THE BLING.

WACKY ASS NICKY MINAJ IN WHAT COULD BE COMPARABLE TO LADY GAGA'S RIDONKULOUSNESS, BUT I LOVE NICKY SO I'M NOT HATIN'.

BEYONCE SPORTING A PERFECT LITTLE BABY BUMP IN LANVIN. NOBODY’S WISHIN’ YOU WERE A BOY TONIGHT, B.

WHAT'S HER NAME AGAIN? DOESN'T REALLY MATTER. SHE LOOKS LIKE SH*T.

JUST BECAUSE I LOVE HER.

SO MANY THINGS TO SAY HERE. DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE A DUDE, YOU ACTUALLY LOOK RELATIVELY NORMAL TONIGHT. BRAVO.

THIS IS JUST BECAUSE I THINK THEY'RE ADORABLE AND DID Y'ALL NOTICE THE RED PANTS ON BIEBER? I TOLD YOU!

LOUISE ROE KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK. JEWELED, HALTER GOWN. YES.

WE'LL WRAP IT ALL UP WITH A KATY PERRY WACKADOODLE, COLOR BLOCKING MONTROSITY. SHE DIDN'T LOOK LIKE THAT LAST FRIDAY NIGHT NOW DID SHE, RUSSELL BRAND? OKAY, MAYBE SHE DID.

That’s all I’ve got at this hour, folks. Hope you enjoyed the recap. What’s your list look like? 🙂

– sister

 

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