junderpants?

OBVIOUSLY INTENDED FOR SMALL CHILDREN? HORRIBLE.

um, that’s a resounding “no thank you.”

As a stylist, I come across many a client/model/friend who cringes and cowers in a corner at the very thought of wearing what has fondly (or not so fondly) been dubbed, the jegging. The jegging is a combination jean-legging that hugs your derriere and is strongly encouraged to be worn with longer, tunic-like tops.

THIS YOUNG LADY OBVI DIDN'T GET THE "MEMO"

For those that are uber skinny with very little junk in their trunk, a jegging is a hidden blessing, as it lifts and turns up a nonexistent behind ala J-Lo or Beyonce. For the majority of us, however, the jegging is something we prefer fulfill the underneath-the-long-flowy-top function (ie. no booty action to be seen). That being said, the jegging still sits in the category of unresolved fashion limbo. Even more problematic, however, is the newest spawn of the jegging, a combo jegging/underpant otherwise known as…  the junderpant. I kid not. It is truly a travesty.

IF THERE'S CRACK, IT'S TIME TO HIT THE ROAD JACK.

Preview these and tell me you feel otherwise. I dare you. Thank you Jezebel for the head’s up on this newest fashion-please-GOD-DON’T.

IS THAT YOUR THONG UNDERWEAR POKING OUT OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?

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